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The Garden Gnome Part 2

The phone rang. Sylvia sneezed for about the 200th time from all the dust in the air. She tried to remember where she had last put down the handset for the telephone. She was hard of hearing and couldn’t quite … Continue reading

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The Garden Gnome

“Hey! Hey, Bob! BOB!” Bob looked up from pruning his perfectly-aligned rose bushes, but saw nothing. “Huh,” he muttered. He looked at his dog Wally who was lounging in the sun. “That wasn’t you, was it?” Wally just panted. Bob … Continue reading

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