Category Archives: Satire

Reality Check

Okay, let me do a reality check…. Barack Hussein Obama threw Israel to the wolves on Thursday, May 19th. PM Benjamin Netanyahu shot him down (verbally) on Friday, May 20th. Obama addressed the AIPAC crowd on Sunday (5/22) and pretty … Continue reading

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Race To Destruction

Suddenly!  “Racism” is a trending topic in 2011! And that would be the specific “racism” of saying anything bad or negative about Barack Hussein Obama! So now, in the 21st century, it is not “Politically Correct” to talk about the … Continue reading

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The Only Thing To Fear Is Sphere Itself

When I was a kid, my mother used to hard-boil eggs during the Easter season. And she’d buy those funny little dye-kits at the grocery store so that my brother and I could then color the eggs. And my parents … Continue reading

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They Paved Paradise…

…and put up a parking lot. Yep, parking lots are on my mind today. Specifically, I am disturbed about parking lots that have parking spaces that are too small to comfortably squeeze your car into. Now, there are some older … Continue reading

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Old to New and Back Again

“The old order changeth, yielding place to new….” (Alfred, Lord Tennyson) The old order changed yielding not much that was new: There is no single-payer health care; Guantanamo is still open (well, not “open” actually — it’s…uh…locked); US troops continue … Continue reading

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Questions….

Questions That May Never Be Answered Satisfactorily In My Lifetime: 1. Why do some people smoke cigarettes while riding bicycles? Yesterday I watched as a young woman, dressed in a spiffy, clean outfit, lit up a smoke and then climbed … Continue reading

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The Garden Gnome Part 2

The phone rang. Sylvia sneezed for about the 200th time from all the dust in the air. She tried to remember where she had last put down the handset for the telephone. She was hard of hearing and couldn’t quite … Continue reading

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